Lead time: Printed to order, ships in 5–8 days

5 on the bench

One spritz and kids, boys, and bad decisions all follow you home. Smells like wildflowers, poor impulse control, and a 300-year-old crush. May cause sudden singing. Not responsible for any children you collect.

Please note that 3D printed items are made by adding very thin layers of plastic, one layer at a time. Slight imperfections or rough edges are expected, but I do my best to avoid them.